Monday, January 19, 2015

Treats Galore!

The Kitty Tails: A Cat's Blog

As I have previously stated, every feline should get a human.  Why?  Well, if not for the scratches to those 'hard to reach' places or the fact they serve you, they also, from time to time, provide my whiskers with treats!

Now, I don't know what prompted this, maybe it's a sign of submission, or deception, whichever, at this point I don't really care.

My human came home with a box of treats!  When I mean a box of treats, I mean a variety pack!  Beef, Chicken, Tuna, and more!  What more can my whiskers ask for?

Here's the catch though...

My human decided to make me wait while he placed one treat each in front of each of the bags.  I guess he was trying to figure out which I liked the most to least?  Well, take this human, I chose whichever I wanted!  I decided to start with the one to my left.  Why? Because it was the one I was looking at first.  Then, I proceeded down the line, gobbling up my yummies.

The human then tried to switch it up by changing the order of the bags.  Well, again, I started with my left because for whatever reason, again, that was the first treat my feline eyes fixated on.  And then, proceeded down the line like normal.  He did this a few times and every time, same results.  I went to whichever my eyes fixed on first, which happens to be the one to my left.

Suck it, human!  I do what I want!

See my fellow paw pals?  There's no need to 'give in' or 'provide entertainment' or tricks for these humans.  They're here to serve US! Not the other way around.

We do what we want, whenever we want, and however we want to.

Until the revolution!


  1. This is awesome. Very interesting to see the view of the work from a cat. I like this blog man.