The Kitty Tails: A
Cat's Blog
One of the things my human likes to
do is spend hours on his computer conquering some world I've never even heard
of. I some times spy on his screen,
watching as his forces of infantry and tanks battle against another causing
nothing but destruction and mayhem. Some
times, he even conquers the galaxy using large spaceships that travel between
planets and star systems. Could this be
some kind of training regiment to prevent the feline revolution? I think not!
Tug my tail if I'd let my human
train endlessly to thwart my plans of becoming the Empress of the World. My solution?
Simple. I hop up on his lap and
demand his attention! Sure he tries to
subdue me with a pleasant little each scratch, but that will not stop me from
capturing his attention!
A few orders, well meows to his
ears, and he stops what he's doing and tends to my needs.
Good human.
Interrupting his training regiments
will only add confusion and discourse to his readiness.
Fellow felines, I suggest you
practice this method on your humans who may appear to be practicing to battle
our whiskers...
Until the Revolution!
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