The Kitty Tails: A Cat's Blog
It's been quiet around here... a little too quiet...almost eerie quiet... My whiskers sense something sinister is brewing...
The other day, my human slave stepped out onto my Royal Balcony, a place from which upon I look down at the world that'll soon be all mine.
Upon seeing this, I immediately ran out after him to remind him that this territory was mine, as was the world. Little did I know that after my human had stepped out, he reactivated the forcefield. By forcefield, I mean the invisible barrier that separates my Command Center/Royal Palace to my Royal Balcony. It's a defense mechanism that slides left and right. At the moment, my human has sole control over the thing... but that'll soon change.
Well, as I ran towards to yell at my human, my head smacked right into the forcefield, WHAM! It didn't hurt, I'm tougher than that, but the barrier caught me off guard.
I saw my human turn around and begin to laugh! What the deuce? How dare he laugh at my precious fur! It was a good thing he immediately opened the forcefield and rubbed my head, otherwise I would've had to have showed him the back of my paw!
Afterwards, I jumped passed his canisters of compressed, carbonated drinks and looked out into the world that will soon be mine...
Until the revolution my fellow felines!