The Kitty Tails: A
Cat's Blog
I've decided to begin implementing
one of my many plans of world domination.
These humans stand no chance of resisting the Feline Revolution and I
will be named Empress of the Felines!
As I was studying my human slave, I
noticed he was looking at pictures and videos of my kinsmen, my poor and
entrapped whisker buddies... but worry not, I will soon lead the revolution
that will free all of you from human oppression!
So, phase one of the plan goes as
follows: Seduce these human oppressors
with cuteness! Yes, I said it,
cuteness. That means, when the time
comes, in order to catch the humans off guard, we must all widen our eyes and
pull back our ears, creating an unforgettable and irresistible stare of
fuzziness at the humans.
Of course, this plan will work if
my human slave didn't also have a flailing love for the feline nemesis...
Puppies . . . Bless my whiskers, why would you stare at those ghastly
creatures? Well, the moment I caught my
human slave watching videos of those grizzly little beasts, I immediately
grabbed his attention, by jumping on his lap and staring into his eyes, telling
him: STOP LOOKING AT THE ENEMY AND PAY ATTENTION TO ME!
It didn't take much effort on my
part as my human slave immediately began giving me all of his attention and did
my bidding. See fellow felines? All it takes is a cute stare... and phase one
has been set.
Further planning and instructions
will come, but until next time Paw Pals... you know what to do.
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