Kitty Tails: A Cat's Blog
Wake up . . . wake up . . . WAKE UP!
Geeze this dude sleeps in. I mean it's 4 am in the morning and
my personal human slave won't wake up to feed me. Sure, he
provided some delicious munchies before closing his eyes, but
seriously? Bless my whiskers . . . Come on man, you're here on
my world to serve me! Don't worry, once my feline revolution
kicks off I'll personally teach these humans how to respect the
whisker! Oh well.
He does eventually get up, feeds me, cleans out my Royal Box of
Crap, and then proceeds to give me my delicious, treaty deserts.
Tender, fishy insides with a hint of... I don't know. I'm still
waiting for the real thing, like chicken, whenever he gets to it.
I've been sending memos, writing emails, and just straight up
telling him to get something very delicious for my taste buds. I
may have to claw at him to get my message across . . . I don't
know, we'll see what I have to do.
He's been sleeping on this thing he calls, the couch, which is
right next to my throne, a lot and watching this weird sci-fi
show. I'll never understand the sleeping patterns of human
beings but in the end, it wouldn't matter, because once my feline
brothers and sisters take over this world... all will be well.
Until next time!
*NOTE: Sorry this is yet delayed again... been VERY VERY VERY busy with NaNoWriMo this month... gettin 50K words... it's harder than you think, basically writing a full novel within a month. Other than that, life is goin very well! Thanks for asking. Oh you're welcome! Keep checkin back!