The Kitty Tails: A
Cat's Blog
It's been over three months since
my last transmission. It had dawned on
me... if I go radio silent and lay low for a bit, the humans would cease their
preparations for an attack.
Well, guess what my paw pals? It worked!
The pesky, oversized humans have let their guard down. How do I know this? Well, instead of preparing for the Feline
Revolution... they've recently celebrated some kind of festive season that was
no party for us felines. No. These events included loud paper crinkling,
the loud popping of fizzed bottles, the consumption of a smelly liquid that
made them, well, dumber than they already were... if you believed that was
possible.
The humans must have allocated 90%
of their resources for such... unnecessarily loud festivities.
Also, the excessive noises and
cheering and chattering and other crap that these human beings do. So annoying.
So unnecessary. It's something
that must be silenced!
Well, my fellow felines, you will
be happy to hear that my new tactic of guerilla warfare has been an
overwhelming success! Why, just the
other day, two of my pupils in this country the humans call, Canada ... What
they do? Pick three letters out of a hat?
C, eh? N, eh? D, eh? We'll call
it Canada !
Anyway, our fellow felines in New
Scotland, Canada ,
has successfully terrorized one of their human occupants. I call this a success!
It was reported that the human was
forced to sleep with one eye open... Like that would've helped them. Humans
have horrible night vision!
But, I must say... the way my two
paw pals described this... Canada ...
made me wonder: Should I relocate my base of operations to such country? They say it's a wonderful place... minus the
humans.
We'll see...
Until the revolution!
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