The Kitty Tails: A
Cat's Blog
My fellow felines! It is my great honour to recognize a hero
within our whisker ranks. Tara , our bravest cat yet, has made the first strike
against our oldest foe, the canine . . .
Despite the fact that Tara was defending a human, she performed admirably
against and defeated the mutt within seconds, forcing it to run with its tail
between its legs. This is clear proof to
the humans that felines are a force to be reckoned with. Even their 'best friends' are no match for
our claws!
Here is the evidence of feline
superiority!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-Opm9b2WDk
So stand up my paw pals and strike
whenever you can, wherever you can!
Update on my human, I've been
making him very, very nervous. Yes, I've
been staring at him relentlessly for the past few days.
I stare him down when he goes to
sleep... and then the moment he wakes up, even those random times in the middle
of the night, BAM! I'm there, staring at
him.
I sense his discomfort, but I don't
care. I enjoy doing what I do. He will bow down to me . . . and that is my
strike to the human race!
With these actions, especially the
valiant efforts by Tara , the Feline Revolution
is only a tail length away . . .
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